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catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

Pity does not get you aid. Admiration at your refusal to give in does.

sasssyslytherin:

what-about-fallout:

jesscats:

um the australian drinking age is 18 and the american one is 21 so hows your freedom feeling now america

It’s 21 because america cares about people knowing how it feels having a fully developed brain before you get the chance to destroy it unlike australia, so lets see were the concern for the health of your young citizens is working out.

mate chill out and have a drink

oh wait

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lolsofunny:

sizvideos

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abseas:

This is important

internetsexplored:

princessqueer:

theblackpoolmenace-senpai:

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke

one might even call it

avocado’s number

im deleting

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Harry Potter Challenge: MAGICAL OBJECTS⤵
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ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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